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You unlock this door
with the key of imagination.

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Beyond it is another dimension-

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a dimension of sound,

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a dimension of sight,

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a dimension of mind.

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You're moving into a land
of both shadow and substance,

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of things and ideas.

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You've just crossed over
into the twilight zone.

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Three glass
perfume bottles.

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Threecrystalbottles.

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To imprison the attar
of damask rose petals.

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Two pottery jugs.

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Pottery jugs?

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Where's your
aesthetic sense, man?

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You can't entice anyone
to buy "pottery jugs."

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You think people buy something
'cause what you call it?

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People don'tbuyanything
in a gift shop.

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They come in because
they don't know what they want.

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And then i...
sell them something.

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Okay, what do you call
the pottery jugs?

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We'll display those alongside
a couple of those silk pillows,

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with a loaf of dark bread.

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"A loaf of bread, a jug of wine,

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and thou beside me
singing in the wilderness."

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I'll unload them
in three days.

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Okay, omar...

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what do you call this?

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Well...

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when we buy
a shipment from morocco,

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sight unseen,
we take what we get.

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To sell this,
i'll have to high-pressure

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some unsuspecting sucker.

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Yes, sir, may i
help you, sir?

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Well, i, i hope so.

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I mean, i'm not sure.
I don't know what i want.

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Well, suppose you
tell me the occasion

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and for whom
it's intended,

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and, uh...
leave it up to me.

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Well, it's, it's got to be
something very special.

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Yes.

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A, um...

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personal gift, sir?

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Oh, not, not
toopersonal, no.

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You see, there's this, uh,
girl at my office,

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and she's...
she's like a goddess.

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And i wouldn't want her to
think that i was implying...

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i understand, sir.

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Oh, i have it.

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It's ideal, it's perfect,
it's marvelous.

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It's romantic,

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but not forward,

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and yet, intime, in a subtle
sort of way, of course.

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Voila.

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That, that old...?

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This magnificent
old antique-

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a truly distinguished antique-
fit for a goddess.

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A continual reminder
of your-your good taste,

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your individuality,
your-your flair for romance.

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Note the tarnished metal.

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It testifies
to its true authenticity,

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and only $20.

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Here, put this
in a gift box

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for a most discriminating
gentleman.

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Thank you, sir.

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And i trust that you will allow
me to serve you again

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when it comes time
for the, uh...

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engagement present?

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Hmm.

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Meet mr. George p. Hanley

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a man life treats
without deference,

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honor or success.

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Waiters serve his soup cold.

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Elevator operators close doors
in his face.

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Mothers never bother to wait up
for the daughters he dates.

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George is a creature

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of humble habits
and tame dreams.

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He's an ordinary man,
mr. Hanley,

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but at this moment,

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the accidental possessor
of a very special gift...

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the kind of gift that measures
men against their dreams...

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the kind of gift most of us
might ask for first

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and possibly regret
to the last...

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if we,
like mr. George p. Hanley,

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were about to plunge headfirst
and unaware

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into our own personal
twilight zone.

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Hi, there,
georgie-porgie.

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Where were
you for lunch?

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Well, l-i had
a few errands.

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Well, you missed
the world's champion

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worst chili con carne

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ever offered
for human consumption.

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It set an historic new low

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even for that greasy spoon
nick dares to call a diner.

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I don't care much for chili.

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Georgie, witness
a solemn vow for me, will you?

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Right now? But i have to enter
these municipal bonds.

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I, roger hackett,
do solemnly swear

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never again to commit
gastronomic harl-kari at nick's,

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beginning with the first day of
my promotion to head bookkeeper.

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But mr. Watson said that
each of us with equal seniority

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would have an equal chance.

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That is true, georgie,
old porgie, we're all equal.

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But some of us are just a teeny
bit more equal than others.

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Especially me.

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Now, mr. Watson
is fair, roger.

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Now, don't-don't
don't be overconfident.

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I'm sure he will
weigh carefully

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our comparative
experience

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in debit
financing

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and in evaluating
liabilities.

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That, old georgie,

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is one reason
i am more equal than you.

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W-what is?

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You're always thinking
about debits and liabilities

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when there are assets
like her around.

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Guess who?

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Roger?

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Happy birthday...
oh!

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...to the prettiest girl
in this entire office!

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Happy birthday!

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Many more.

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No, but i'm theonlygirl.

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And-and you would
remain the prettiest,

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even if this office
were staffed with

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the assembled
miss americas of the past five years.

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Now, stop fishing
for compliments and open your present.

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Well... i wonder
what it could be.

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Oh, roger!

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Hey, hey!

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Oh, it's beautiful!

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Ann, put it on.

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Fellas, fellas...

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can you just picture
old man watson's puss

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when he calls her
in for dictation? How 'bout that, huh?

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Mr. Watson has a mind for
a different kind of figure, sam.

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You, uh, really
like it, ann?

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Oh, roger, i absolutelyloveit.

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But, really, you shouldn't
have been so extravagant.

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Well, after all, a girl
only has a birthday

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once a year-
until she's 30, of course.

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And then she has them
once every two years...

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roger.

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Come over here.

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There.

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Now, that's to show you
my appreciation.

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And to show you
that i haven't even learned

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how to count to 30 yet.

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M-mr. Watson.

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It... it's my birthday.

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Oh.

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Do any of you happen to be
aware of the annual statement

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issued by this organization...

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no, sir, no, sir.

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...on miss lawson's birthday?

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No, sir.

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Then i'm sure it'll come
as an agreeable surprise

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that this company
has just completed

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the best year in its history.

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And i believe that
this department

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had no little part
in that success.

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Oh!

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Oh, that's
wonderful.

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So, as a token of my
personal appreciation,

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i think that this
is an appropriate time

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to invite all of you
to be my guests

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at a celebration party

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beginning as soon
as we can meet

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at the club tiki.

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Oh, mr. Watson.

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Mr. Watson?
Yes?

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Mr. Watson,
you are a doll.

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Ah. Thank you.

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And as for you, young lady,

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they're not the only ones
who appreciate you.

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Uh, claudius?

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Oh...

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happy birthday

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to the best-looking

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and the hardest-working,
secretary i ever had.

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Oh, mr. Watson,
they're just beautiful.

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Yes.

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Oh, thank you,
thank you so much.

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Yes.

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Hey, let's go, kid,
before the old man

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discovers he's off his nut
and has himself committed.

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I think he's a very
sweet, dear man.

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Hap... happy
birthday, ann.

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Oh, well,
thank you, george.

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Aren't you coming?

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Oh, yeah,
l-i'll be along.

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We'll see you there.
Come along, roger.

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Maybe i can use it
for an ashtray or something.

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Hiya, buddy.

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Hey, how are you, huh?

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Come here, attila.
Come on, boy.

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Here we go! Ha!

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Come on, how was
your day, huh?

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Here, look, hey!

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Here you go, come on, beg.
Sit, sit, up, stand, sit.

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Heel, fall, atta boy!

201
00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:31,146
Oh, you ain't but
a good doggie.

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Oh, boy, oh, i
love you, attila.

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00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:37,652
Okay, buddy, let's see
what's going on here, huh?

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Go on, go sit.

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Huh? There you go.

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00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,023
Ah, there.

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00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,915
Full moon, attila.

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00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:53,034
Ooh, how are the girls?

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00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:56,171
Here you go, there you are.

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Did you have a good day, too?

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Ah... boy.

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00:11:03,678 --> 00:11:05,547
Hmm.

213
00:11:07,432 --> 00:11:11,186
Why does it always
happen to me, attila?

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Come on, boy.

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00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,191
Hmm? Why does it
always happen to me?

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00:11:16,226 --> 00:11:19,694
S-sometimes i think some
people must have been born

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with a-a silver spoon
in their mouths.

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Me, i must have been born
with egg on my face.

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Huh.

220
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,320
Now i didn't
give her any present.

221
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:32,073
You know, attila, i know
just what people think of me.

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A patsy, a jerk.

223
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:38,079
Hmm, hmm...
especially that roger.

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Sometimes i think
they're right.

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George p. Hanley.

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Jerk.

227
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,841
Hey, attila, what
are you barking at?

228
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,092
That box?

229
00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:55,480
Well, come on, attila,

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you can't
bark at the box

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and hide in back of the
couch at the same time.

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You'll give yourself
some kind of a trauma.

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Be brave, boy,

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00:12:04,274 --> 00:12:05,490
be brave.

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00:12:06,741 --> 00:12:11,112
We're two of a kind, you and me.

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00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,998
Come on,

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i'll show you.
Be brave, attila.

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Be brave! Here, boy.
Come here. Come on, fella.

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There you go.

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Here, look, i'll show it to you.

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00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,624
Look, see?

242
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,509
It's just a box with a...

243
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,012
with a with a with
a beat-up old lamp in it.

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00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,514
That's all. There.

245
00:12:31,633 --> 00:12:33,518
Probably came
from some junkyard.

246
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,769
See?

247
00:12:34,804 --> 00:12:38,523
Magnificent old antique,
of rare distinction.

248
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Boy, if being a jerk
is my vocation,

249
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at least i'm good at it.

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Gosh... it's so tarnished,
it almost looks black.

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00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:48,533
Hmm.

252
00:12:49,819 --> 00:12:51,036
Hmm? What's the matter?

253
00:12:52,904 --> 00:12:54,789
Eh, you tell 'em, attila.

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Like me, a little late.

255
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,543
Well, let's clean it up.

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Sure must be old,
if dirt's any sign.

257
00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:22,067
Who... who... who...

258
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,935
who were you expectin'?

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00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,186
Who...?

260
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,689
I'm the genie in the lamp,
that's who.

261
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,191
Aladdin, magic, the whole bit.

262
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,077
Ge-genie.

263
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,328
G-genie?
Yeah.

264
00:13:33,363 --> 00:13:35,830
You-you don't
look like a genie.

265
00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:38,950
Well, what difference
does the wardrobe make?

266
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,201
The routine's the same.

267
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,704
You see, a couple
of thousand years ago,

268
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,840
i used to wear those crazy
silk balloon long johns with the wild turban.

269
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:48,343
But let me tell
you something, jack.

270
00:13:48,378 --> 00:13:49,594
George.

271
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,097
Jack, george,
as long as you're healthy.

272
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,965
Today, we dress
like the times.

273
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,850
Except for these.

274
00:13:55,885 --> 00:13:57,719
Velveteen mukluks.

275
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:58,970
Mukluks.

276
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,472
Mm-hmm.

277
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,723
Genie.

278
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,608
If-if you
are the genie,

279
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:07,362
then i must be the
master of the lamp.

280
00:14:07,397 --> 00:14:09,731
Big deal, master of the lamp.

281
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,233
All right,
you got yourself a free wish.

282
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,736
There's supposed
to be three wishes.

283
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,371
Ah, there's the rub.

284
00:14:16,406 --> 00:14:18,239
There used to be three wishes.

285
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,376
But let me tell you
something, jack.

286
00:14:21,411 --> 00:14:22,994
George.

287
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,380
You don't want
to change your name, huh?

288
00:14:25,415 --> 00:14:26,631
Uh...

289
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,134
the scene used
to include three wishes,

290
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:32,253
but the recipients
were abusing the privilege,

291
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,505
so we had to cut down.

292
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,007
So, uh, give it
a little thought.

293
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,258
Give me a call.

294
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,144
But do me a favor, will you?

295
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,395
Sleep on it.

296
00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:41,513
Sleep on it?

297
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,398
Yeah, you know
the routine.

298
00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:46,518
Once you make the wish, that's
what you have to live with.

299
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:49,020
What do people
usually wish for?

300
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:52,157
Oh, let me tell
you something, jack-

301
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,408
george.

302
00:14:53,443 --> 00:14:54,659
The wildest.

303
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,162
Oh, it's enough
to make you blush.

304
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,030
A fortune, they wish for.

305
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,915
Money, precious jewels...

306
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:02,784
that's not so bad.

307
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,669
It's not so bad, huh?

308
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,538
You see, you're
no different from the rest.

309
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,040
All right, you get yourself
a lot of riches, a lot of dough.

310
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,177
Now you're in trouble
with the internal revenue.

311
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:15,930
You got a lot
of phony charities come buggin' you.

312
00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:17,932
Long-lost relatives come banging
at your door.

313
00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:19,801
It's enough to make you
flip your gourd.

314
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,686
Not-not wealth, huh?

315
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,055
Forget the wealth.

316
00:15:24,806 --> 00:15:27,308
Maybe... love.

317
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,693
Love?

318
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,196
That's what you'd wish for?

319
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,698
What are you,
some kind of a kook?

320
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,316
You call me back
from 2,000 years

321
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,819
to come and help you
and you wish for love?

322
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:41,456
You don't wish for love, jack,
you find it.

323
00:15:41,491 --> 00:15:46,077
But i'm not really sure
what it is i want.

324
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:49,214
And if it isn't wealth or love,

325
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,082
i... i don't know.

326
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:54,085
Well, like i told you,
give it a little thought, huh?

327
00:15:54,719 --> 00:15:57,839
Ponder, drop it down the well
a couple of times,

328
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,090
see if it splashes.

329
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,227
But don't go rubbing that lamp
every time you get a bug,

330
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,095
'cause that smoke is murder
on my sinus.

331
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,233
The next time i make
the scene, that's it.

332
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,101
Like, later...

333
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,986
george.

334
00:16:23,498 --> 00:16:25,366
I can't believe it.

335
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:29,754
Anything i want
in the whole world.

336
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,623
Anything!

337
00:16:38,513 --> 00:16:40,381
But only one wish.

338
00:16:44,135 --> 00:16:45,386
Which one, attila?

339
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,021
Which one?

340
00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:58,232
A million dollars.

341
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,986
No, he's right,
that's the 90% bracket.

342
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,871
Love?

343
00:17:03,906 --> 00:17:05,123
Too risky.

344
00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:08,876
George hanley...

345
00:17:08,911 --> 00:17:11,379
first man on the moon.

346
00:17:13,881 --> 00:17:15,750
George hanley...

347
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,001
scientist.

348
00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:22,640
General george p. Hanley...

349
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:25,143
commander of the armies.

350
00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:29,514
What if, what if
i were married to ann?

351
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,650
What if... what if she were
some kind of a...

352
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:36,404
some kind of a movie actress,
and i were her husband?

353
00:17:36,439 --> 00:17:38,906
That would be killing two birds
with one stone.

354
00:17:38,941 --> 00:17:40,775
George...

355
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:44,529
george hanley,
husband of-of ann...

356
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,780
ann alexandra.

357
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,665
America's sweethearts.

358
00:17:48,282 --> 00:17:50,168
The perfect couple.

359
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,036
How about that?

360
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,921
Yeah...

361
00:17:53,956 --> 00:17:56,424
yeah, how about that?

362
00:17:58,292 --> 00:18:00,178
Remember, miss alexandra,

363
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,046
you love the guy so much

364
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,183
that you do
a loop-the-loop

365
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:08,302
as soon as you smell
his after-shave lotion.

366
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,554
I'll try.

367
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,439
Oh, darling.

368
00:18:13,941 --> 00:18:15,193
Hello, dear.

369
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,444
Ooh, ooh, ooh-

370
00:18:16,479 --> 00:18:17,695
makeup, georgie.

371
00:18:18,312 --> 00:18:19,564
Oh...

372
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,066
you wouldn't want me
to play my final scene

373
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,317
with smeared
lipstick, would you?

374
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,203
No, i guess not.

375
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,320
Final scene?

376
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,206
Mm-hmm.

377
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,708
It's been a long grind.

378
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,828
They said you could have
a couple of weeks off,

379
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,330
but that was six months ago.

380
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,582
Well...

381
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,718
we could take
our honeymoon now.

382
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,221
If you want to, that is.

383
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,089
Want to?

384
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,340
Oh.

385
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,226
Ooh, georgie.

386
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:51,979
Makeup all day,
beauty creams all night.

387
00:18:52,014 --> 00:18:56,350
Well, they don't pay a movie
star to look ugly, baby.

388
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,236
Besides...

389
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,738
don't you think i'm
worth waiting for?

390
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,858
Yeah, sure, but six months...

391
00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:06,994
places, please!

392
00:19:07,029 --> 00:19:08,863
Be right there.

393
00:19:11,999 --> 00:19:14,502
I won't be long.

394
00:19:24,128 --> 00:19:26,631
Oh, what a day!

395
00:19:28,516 --> 00:19:32,887
Trying, endless day...

396
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,389
tonight, no... no
crawling into bed

397
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:39,143
right after dinner
to study your lines.

398
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,280
And tomorrow morning,
no getting up at 4:30 a.m.

399
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,399
To get to the
studio for makeup.

400
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:49,787
Oh, i like that face
just the way it is.

401
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:55,159
Oh, oh, i'm
sorry, darling.

402
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,295
It's just
that i'm worn out

403
00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:01,048
from that ersatz d.w. Griffith
howling at me all day.

404
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,917
I thought you liked him.

405
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,168
Yes, i suppose.

406
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,671
But he is so noisy.

407
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:10,424
He always seems to measure
virility by decibels.

408
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:14,178
Well, i guess maybe
he'll be quieter

409
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,063
at the party tonight.

410
00:20:16,098 --> 00:20:17,932
What party?

411
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,183
Oh, did you forget?

412
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,320
The celebration party
on the set tonight.

413
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,188
Oh, yeah.

414
00:20:27,325 --> 00:20:29,827
We'll... leave
the party early.

415
00:20:33,581 --> 00:20:34,332
Oh!
Oh!

416
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,834
Oh, gee!
Oh, georgie.

417
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,337
Oh, dear.

418
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:42,456
Here, kiss me
right up there.

419
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,592
Oop! Be careful
of the hair, darling. All right.

420
00:20:44,627 --> 00:20:47,094
There'll be a million
photographers there tonight,

421
00:20:47,129 --> 00:20:49,597
and andre will have a
convulsion if it's ruined.

422
00:20:49,632 --> 00:20:50,598
There!

423
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:53,100
Andre should carry
medical insurance.

424
00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:54,352
Now!

425
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:58,105
What i want
is a nice, hot bath

426
00:20:58,723 --> 00:20:59,974
for about an hour.

427
00:21:01,225 --> 00:21:02,476
Would you like me
to rub your back?

428
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,979
No, thank you, darling.

429
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,864
You know what
you could do for me?

430
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,733
You could take the dog
for a walk.

431
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,235
He's been cooped up all day.

432
00:21:19,994 --> 00:21:21,245
Hi, boy, how are you?

433
00:21:23,165 --> 00:21:24,999
There we go,
that's a good boy.

434
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,501
Come on, there
we go, attila.

435
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:28,753
That a boy.

436
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,255
Let's go for a
little walk, huh?

437
00:21:38,763 --> 00:21:41,899
George! George boy!

438
00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:43,768
Hi.

439
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,019
I want to talk to you.

440
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:47,521
Ann mentioned something
about you needing a vacation.

441
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,407
Oh, not me. Her.

442
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:50,658
Both of us together.

443
00:21:50,693 --> 00:21:51,909
I'm not going
to mince words.

444
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:56,914
You got to say it's okay for ann
to do my next picturebeowulf.

445
00:21:57,531 --> 00:22:00,668
Not a chance, eli.
It's our honeymoon.

446
00:22:00,703 --> 00:22:02,536
Great. I'm shootingbeowulf
on location-

447
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,788
make a great honeymoon.

448
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,290
Some honeymoon, hmm?

449
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:10,044
Makeup call at 4:30 a.m.,
work all day,

450
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,929
study lines all night.

451
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,432
Do you know the last time i saw
her in the last six months

452
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:15,683
when she wasn't sleeping

453
00:22:15,718 --> 00:22:20,054
she was getting herself swabbed
with makeup, beauty creams,

454
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,939
rinses or some junk like that.

455
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,808
She's a star.

456
00:22:24,442 --> 00:22:25,693
You wouldn't want her
photographed

457
00:22:25,728 --> 00:22:27,561
with bags under eyes
or wrinkles.

458
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:30,698
All i want is to see her alone
with bags or wrinkles.

459
00:22:30,733 --> 00:22:33,200
You want the world's most
beautiful woman for a wife,

460
00:22:33,818 --> 00:22:35,069
you got to share her
with the world.

461
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,704
I did for six months.

462
00:22:36,739 --> 00:22:38,572
Now i want the world
to share her back.

463
00:22:38,823 --> 00:22:42,576
Son... it's not for myself,

464
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:45,713
but no ann, nobeowulf.

465
00:22:45,748 --> 00:22:47,581
But there are other stars.

466
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:51,335
Not like ann alexandra.

467
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:55,089
Millions of plain folks
all over the world

468
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:56,340
wait to see her.

469
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,843
Little kids count their pennies.

470
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:03,230
Mothers go without lunch.

471
00:23:03,265 --> 00:23:08,235
And brave men sacrifice even
the tiny luxury of a cigarette

472
00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:10,738
so they can buy a ticket
to a movie theater

473
00:23:10,773 --> 00:23:15,743
and escape the drab
drudgery of an uncaring world

474
00:23:15,778 --> 00:23:20,748
watching their idol
ann alexandra.

475
00:23:20,783 --> 00:23:21,999
Looking like a fairy tale,

476
00:23:22,616 --> 00:23:26,370
doing all the things they dream
but never get to do.

477
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,873
I know.

478
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,758
Well, then, george,

479
00:23:30,793 --> 00:23:33,260
couldn't you find it
in your heart

480
00:23:33,295 --> 00:23:37,631
to make this
one little sacrifice?

481
00:23:40,134 --> 00:23:41,385
You're right, mr. Watson.

482
00:23:43,888 --> 00:23:48,275
I'll... i'll tell her
to do the picture.

483
00:23:48,310 --> 00:23:51,395
We'll make the sacrifice
together.

484
00:24:17,671 --> 00:24:20,808
Ann, darling, you
look magnificent!

485
00:24:20,843 --> 00:24:23,310
You, too.

486
00:24:23,345 --> 00:24:26,430
Well, please, please,
i'd like to make an announcement.

487
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,315
Better yet, i'll
make it a toast.

488
00:24:28,933 --> 00:24:30,184
Thanks, old man.

489
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:34,572
To the brightest star,
the most exciting leading lady...

490
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:37,074
the loveliest
woman in the world.

491
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:39,577
Ann alexandra,
who has just agreed

492
00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:41,445
to star with me
inbeowulf!

493
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,583
Congratulations.

494
00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:48,085
Now, darling,
remember the makeup.

495
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,588
Besides, i'm not
as good in profile.

496
00:25:02,850 --> 00:25:06,604
Hey, stop, thief!

497
00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:08,472
Who's that?

498
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,357
Me, mister.

499
00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:15,980
You hiding?

500
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,231
I snap something.

501
00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:20,367
Nobody down
on this level yet.

502
00:25:22,905 --> 00:25:24,121
Uh...

503
00:25:25,990 --> 00:25:28,492
you make
your repairs?

504
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,995
Always i have
the accidents.

505
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:35,132
It is because i am-
how you say? Too much prone?

506
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:37,635
Would you like
your drink now?

507
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:40,137
No, no, that
is just to hold.

508
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:42,640
I am under the age.

509
00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:43,891
Under the age?

510
00:25:43,926 --> 00:25:46,393
To drink.

511
00:25:46,428 --> 00:25:48,262
I have this
terrible problem.

512
00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:51,398
You see, in the
years, i am a child,

513
00:25:51,433 --> 00:25:53,901
but i think i am mature.

514
00:25:54,518 --> 00:25:57,021
Don't you think i am...

515
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:58,272
mature?

516
00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:00,774
Yeah, i think you're mature.

517
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:05,779
You are producer, no?

518
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,665
Me? No.

519
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,533
Director?

520
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,784
Mm-mm.

521
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,670
Writer?

522
00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:14,538
Sorry.

523
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:17,041
Then l-i cannot
guess who you are.

524
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:19,543
I'm george hanley.

525
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,428
Who?

526
00:26:21,463 --> 00:26:23,931
Ann alexandra's husband.

527
00:26:23,966 --> 00:26:26,550
Well, for pete's sake,

528
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,435
give me back my drink!

529
00:26:28,470 --> 00:26:29,687
That's what you deserve

530
00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:32,189
for wasting my time,
mr. Alexander.

531
00:26:49,073 --> 00:26:51,575
Now, aren't you glad
you're here tonight?

532
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,460
Don't be egotistical.

533
00:26:54,078 --> 00:26:56,580
I had to be here, anyway.

534
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:59,717
I don't understand you.

535
00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:02,219
No man is supposed to.

536
00:27:02,836 --> 00:27:05,339
That's the way
we little girls are.

537
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:07,841
Well, that part
i understand.

538
00:27:15,099 --> 00:27:18,602
Mmm, i'll spoil
your makeup.

539
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,487
Who cares?

540
00:27:31,615 --> 00:27:34,118
Ooh, oh.

541
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,119
Oh, boy.

542
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,004
Whew! I'm okay, boy.

543
00:27:37,039 --> 00:27:39,506
Wow, what a dream.

544
00:27:40,124 --> 00:27:42,009
You know something, attila?

545
00:27:42,044 --> 00:27:44,511
The trouble for a guy like me

546
00:27:44,546 --> 00:27:48,882
is that... when i want
something so much,

547
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:52,636
it would hurt that much more
to lose it.

548
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,773
Let's face it, l-i would
lose a wife like that.

549
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:58,892
But i still got you, huh, boy?

550
00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:00,778
Yeah, you still love me.

551
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:05,783
Well, at least
it makes it easier to choose.

552
00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:08,285
All i have to decide now

553
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:12,039
is between the two other things
i've always wanted.

554
00:28:12,074 --> 00:28:14,541
Yeah. Hmm.

555
00:28:24,418 --> 00:28:28,172
Twilight zonewill continue
after station identification.

556
00:28:49,994 --> 00:28:52,496
Good morning, george.

557
00:28:54,365 --> 00:28:56,250
George?

558
00:28:57,501 --> 00:28:59,370
Morning, rog.

559
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,255
Morning.

560
00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:10,631
Well, today's
the day.

561
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:13,133
For what, rog?

562
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,019
What's got
into you?

563
00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:16,270
Me?

564
00:29:16,305 --> 00:29:18,138
All i said
was "morning, rog"

565
00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:21,275
and "for
what, rog?"

566
00:29:21,310 --> 00:29:23,777
I don't think
those are very pregnant phrases.

567
00:29:25,646 --> 00:29:28,782
You're real feisty
this morning, aren't you, georgie, old porgie?

568
00:29:28,817 --> 00:29:31,285
Hey, has watson said anything
to you about the promotion?

569
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,787
Oh, the promotion.
I forgot about that.

570
00:29:33,822 --> 00:29:35,039
Huh, yeah, i'll bet.

571
00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:36,290
Yes, sir.
Roger? Hmm?

572
00:29:36,325 --> 00:29:40,044
Mr. Watson wants you
in his office right away.

573
00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:41,912
Oh, right away.

574
00:29:44,415 --> 00:29:46,300
This could be it.

575
00:29:48,802 --> 00:29:51,922
Well...

576
00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,807
over the top.

577
00:29:56,927 --> 00:30:00,064
They'd never pick him.

578
00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,315
Never.

579
00:30:05,069 --> 00:30:08,822
George? The old boy
wants another check on all these entries.

580
00:30:08,857 --> 00:30:10,691
For what?
A new account, personal.

581
00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:12,576
Hey, this guy is so
loaded, he could pay off

582
00:30:12,611 --> 00:30:13,827
the national debt
out of petty cash.

583
00:30:13,862 --> 00:30:16,330
But didn't you check those
entries after you made them?

584
00:30:16,365 --> 00:30:16,947
Well, sure!

585
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,450
Well, then why do we
have to do it again?

586
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,952
That's not efficiency.
That's a waste of time.

587
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:23,587
George...

588
00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:25,456
how much do you make a week?

589
00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:28,092
Same as you, $98.50.

590
00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:29,460
Well, this joker makes
so much dough

591
00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:31,345
that he sweats more than $98.50

592
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:33,213
every time he ties
his shoelaces.

593
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:36,967
So, uh, waste
a little time, hmm?

594
00:30:56,987 --> 00:30:59,490
What about this wealth bit?

595
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:03,243
I mean, even with
90% off for taxes,

596
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:06,380
there, there'd still be
something left over.

597
00:31:06,415 --> 00:31:08,248
George hanley...

598
00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:12,002
no, make it g. Peter hanley...

599
00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:13,887
tycoon.

600
00:31:13,922 --> 00:31:17,007
G. Peter hanley,
captain of industry.

601
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:20,144
Crown prince
of financial royalty.

602
00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:23,263
G. Peter hanley, rich guy.

603
00:31:30,154 --> 00:31:32,656
Beautiful day,
isn't it, sir?

604
00:31:32,691 --> 00:31:34,525
It'll do, it'll do.

605
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,661
Will you be wanting me
for lunch, sir?

606
00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:39,530
I can't say,
but you'd better

607
00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:42,032
keep yourself available,
just in case...

608
00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,283
roger.

609
00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,169
Yes, sir.

610
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:52,176
No, no, we
can't play now, boy.

611
00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:55,295
I'm so sorry, i couldn't
hold him, mr. Hanley.

612
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,798
Yes. Roger, you better take
attila over to "21"

613
00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:00,300
and have the chef fix him up
a nice prime rib of beef, huh?

614
00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:02,186
Yes.
Oh, and not too fatty.

615
00:32:02,221 --> 00:32:03,437
Yes, sir.
Oh, also,

616
00:32:03,472 --> 00:32:05,939
you better trot him
around the block a couple of times.

617
00:32:05,974 --> 00:32:08,442
His appetite's
a bit jaded. Yes, sir.

618
00:32:08,477 --> 00:32:10,310
Atta boy.

619
00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,813
Come on, boy.
Come on, boy.

620
00:32:14,064 --> 00:32:15,949
Paper, sir? Paper?

621
00:32:16,567 --> 00:32:17,818
Son...

622
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,703
how old are you?

623
00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:20,954
Nine, sir.

624
00:32:20,989 --> 00:32:23,073
I see you here every morning.

625
00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:25,576
Don't you miss school?

626
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:28,078
Oh, no, sir.
I wouldn't miss school.

627
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:30,581
I get up at 5:00 for my papers,

628
00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:33,083
then i go to the afternoon
session at p.s. 31.

629
00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:36,220
Incredible.

630
00:32:36,255 --> 00:32:38,088
What do your parents say?

631
00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:41,842
My mom is dead.

632
00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:45,596
My old man had a store,
but it went broke.

633
00:32:47,481 --> 00:32:49,983
I'm sorry, son.

634
00:32:50,018 --> 00:32:51,235
I'll have that paper.

635
00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:52,486
Yes, sir.

636
00:32:54,354 --> 00:32:58,742
Gosh, i can't change $100 bill.

637
00:32:58,777 --> 00:33:01,245
I didn't expect you to, son.

638
00:33:27,137 --> 00:33:28,388
Good morning,
mr. Hanley.

639
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,274
Trl-electronics, up 7/8
on the morning ticker.

640
00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,142
Glad to have
you back, sir.

641
00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:33,393
Thank you,
thank you.

642
00:33:36,530 --> 00:33:37,781
How was
the riviera, sir?

643
00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:39,650
All right, i guess.

644
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:42,786
It's kind of like
a suburban tract,

645
00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:44,655
only all castles.

646
00:33:48,408 --> 00:33:50,294
Gay social whirl,
was it, sir?

647
00:33:50,329 --> 00:33:55,299
I was about whirled out
after the first six parties.

648
00:33:55,334 --> 00:34:00,921
They even gave one
to celebrate the incoming of the tide.

649
00:34:01,555 --> 00:34:04,057
Miss lawson, would
you take care of these? They're a bit soiled.

650
00:34:04,092 --> 00:34:07,177
Certainly, mr. Hanley.

651
00:34:08,562 --> 00:34:10,180
Can't they
be cleaned?

652
00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,431
We throw them away, sir.

653
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,317
In your tax bracket,
it's cheaper.

654
00:34:13,352 --> 00:34:14,568
I suppose, i suppose.

655
00:34:14,603 --> 00:34:16,436
Shall i start
the people in, sir?

656
00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:17,688
Yes, you might as well.

657
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:18,939
Very good, sir.

658
00:34:27,948 --> 00:34:29,833
Dr. Watson...

659
00:34:32,336 --> 00:34:34,204
what brings you here, sir?

660
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,089
Begging again,
i'm afraid.

661
00:34:36,124 --> 00:34:39,209
These days, a college
president is much more concerned

662
00:34:39,843 --> 00:34:42,346
with salesmanship
than scholarship.

663
00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:42,963
Sit.

664
00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:44,214
Thank you, george.

665
00:34:52,973 --> 00:34:55,475
You've come
to the right man, sir.

666
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:59,863
George, you've already done
more for your alma mater

667
00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:02,983
than we have a right to ask.

668
00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:05,485
This is an emergency,
or i wouldn't be here.

669
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,737
How much, sir?

670
00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,488
Too much, but i'm hoping

671
00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:10,991
you'll be able
to start the ball rolling.

672
00:35:11,026 --> 00:35:13,126
Don't be coy with me, sir.

673
00:35:13,161 --> 00:35:14,995
How much?

674
00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:17,748
All together, 1,200,000.

675
00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:21,501
Now, if you could possibly
start us off

676
00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:24,004
with, say, uh,
ten or 20,000...

677
00:35:25,889 --> 00:35:27,140
you've got it.

678
00:35:27,175 --> 00:35:29,259
You're a generous man, g.p.

679
00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:31,144
We're all in your debt.

680
00:35:32,396 --> 00:35:34,264
George...

681
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:36,149
you've made a mistake.

682
00:35:36,184 --> 00:35:39,269
No, sir, i've always been
rather good with figures.

683
00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:42,406
It's the entire sum,
1,200,000.

684
00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:43,657
Deductible.

685
00:35:43,692 --> 00:35:45,776
No, george, i can't take this.

686
00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:47,027
But i want to give it.

687
00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:48,912
So would others, george.

688
00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:53,283
Thousands of alumni, not as
successful, not as fortunate.

689
00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:55,786
But every bit as generous.

690
00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:59,539
Giving, sharing the burden
and the satisfaction

691
00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:03,293
is the cement which
binds their minds and hearts

692
00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:05,796
to our beloved alma mater.

693
00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,298
I can't let you
deprive them

694
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,801
of the great privilege
of giving.

695
00:36:13,053 --> 00:36:15,555
I was only trying
to help, sir.

696
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:18,308
This isn't generosity, g.p.

697
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,193
It's ostentation.

698
00:36:20,228 --> 00:36:22,062
I'm sorry.

699
00:36:23,947 --> 00:36:25,816
What should i do?

700
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:30,203
Send me your check for
the 20,000 i asked for.

701
00:36:30,238 --> 00:36:32,072
Thank you.

702
00:36:32,706 --> 00:36:34,574
Thank you.

703
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:35,826
Don't mention it.

704
00:36:52,092 --> 00:36:55,846
Well, sir, ready to see
how the old empire's faring?

705
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,097
I suppose so.
A few little items here

706
00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:59,599
i thought you wouldn't
want to miss, mr. Hanley.

707
00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:00,851
I thought
i already owned one

708
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:02,102
of just about
everything ever made.

709
00:37:02,736 --> 00:37:03,987
Ah, you can't keep up

710
00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:05,856
with yankee
ingenuity and productivity.

711
00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:08,992
We've got to buckle down
to some serious spending.

712
00:37:09,027 --> 00:37:10,861
We can't let you have
too much cash available,

713
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,746
otherwise,
the government's liable

714
00:37:12,781 --> 00:37:13,997
to invent a new tax bracket.

715
00:37:14,032 --> 00:37:15,248
Now...

716
00:37:15,283 --> 00:37:19,503
here we have
a handsome little yacht.

717
00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:22,756
But i already own
a 94-footer docked up at newport.

718
00:37:22,791 --> 00:37:26,510
This one makes that
look like a dinghy. Handsome, isn't it?

719
00:37:26,545 --> 00:37:28,628
You know something,
masters?

720
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:33,517
Buying things isn't
any fun for me anymore.

721
00:37:33,552 --> 00:37:37,270
Before i had money,
i, i used to look forward

722
00:37:37,305 --> 00:37:39,139
to buying a secondhand car

723
00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:42,893
like a... like a... kid
waiting for christmas.

724
00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:47,280
Now there's no anticipation,
there's no hungering.

725
00:37:47,898 --> 00:37:49,149
I... i just write checks.

726
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:51,651
Ah, you're feeling blue,
mr. Hanley.

727
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:53,904
I used to enjoy little things

728
00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:58,291
like... an ice cream cone
when it was hot,

729
00:37:58,326 --> 00:38:00,160
a ball game...

730
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:03,914
getting out of the apartment
for a walk in the park.

731
00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:06,416
Now every time i go
for a walk in the park,

732
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:09,553
four people come up and ask me
when i'm going to subdivide it.

733
00:38:09,588 --> 00:38:13,306
Masters, i'm going to quit
buying things.

734
00:38:13,341 --> 00:38:14,808
That's subversive, sir.

735
00:38:14,843 --> 00:38:16,426
I beg your pardon?

736
00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,311
That's
un-american.

737
00:38:18,346 --> 00:38:20,063
Salesmanship is our way of life.

738
00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:22,566
Think of those men living
on blue sky and a prayer,

739
00:38:22,601 --> 00:38:25,068
depending on you
for their daily commission.

740
00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:26,937
They've got little ones,
mouths to feed.

741
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:30,574
No, mr. Hanley, you can't
stop buying, ever.

742
00:38:30,609 --> 00:38:31,942
Buying is your destiny.

743
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:35,078
Don't waver now.
Do your duty, mr. Hanley.

744
00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:36,446
Do your duty.

745
00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:38,331
Congratulate me, george.

746
00:38:38,366 --> 00:38:40,834
Hey, george, i said
congratulate me.

747
00:38:40,869 --> 00:38:42,702
Con... congratulateyou?

748
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:45,205
Gentlemen,
you are now looking

749
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,090
at the new
head bookkeeper

750
00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:48,959
of this entire
organization.

751
00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:50,844
Congratulations.

752
00:38:50,879 --> 00:38:52,712
Very nice.
Congratulations, roger.

753
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:55,215
Oh, thank you, thank
you, thank you.

754
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:57,717
But the first
thing i want to tell you guys

755
00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:58,969
is i intend to
keep my vow-

756
00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:00,854
no more lousy
lunches at nick's.

757
00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,608
Him...

758
00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:06,476
they gave it to him.

759
00:39:07,727 --> 00:39:10,230
He wasn't even a good chauffeur.

760
00:39:37,057 --> 00:39:38,308
Well...

761
00:39:39,559 --> 00:39:42,679
we're down to
the last wish, attila.

762
00:39:44,431 --> 00:39:46,933
I'd never keep a beautiful wife.

763
00:39:46,968 --> 00:39:51,321
And money... money's no fun
if you have everything.

764
00:39:51,356 --> 00:39:53,823
You just sit around
and look at it.

765
00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:55,692
Position.

766
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:59,446
Power, that's-that's what makes
the world go 'round these days.

767
00:39:59,481 --> 00:40:02,582
Look at mr. Watson,
how he gave roger that job, huh?

768
00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:08,204
Believe me, if-if i
had power, i'd be fair.

769
00:40:10,090 --> 00:40:12,592
What do you think, attila?

770
00:40:12,627 --> 00:40:16,346
Do we dare wish
that third thing?

771
00:40:18,848 --> 00:40:20,100
Power.

772
00:40:20,135 --> 00:40:21,351
Prerogative.

773
00:40:21,386 --> 00:40:22,602
Push.

774
00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:23,853
Why not?

775
00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:26,356
George hanley, statesman.

776
00:40:26,391 --> 00:40:28,858
G.p. Hanley,
controller of destinies.

777
00:40:28,893 --> 00:40:31,978
George p. Hanley,
thegeorge p. Hanley.

778
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,863
Leader of men.

779
00:40:42,989 --> 00:40:46,743
Oh, sir, you'll be exhausted.

780
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,879
Let me tell them
to hurry on to the airport.

781
00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:51,748
Watson...

782
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:54,884
these people elected me.

783
00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:59,005
They have placed
in these humble hands

784
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,759
their individual destinies.

785
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:04,644
I think it only fitting

786
00:41:04,679 --> 00:41:08,398
that they see just what kind
of destiny they're getting.

787
00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:11,518
They're getting the best,
mr. President.

788
00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:13,269
Thank you, watson.

789
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:15,155
Thank you.

790
00:41:15,190 --> 00:41:18,908
That means a great deal
to me, coming from you.

791
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,165
Very good, mr. Ambassador.

792
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,033
I agree.

793
00:41:27,068 --> 00:41:29,536
No, there is nothing new
in our crisis.

794
00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:31,421
Yes, sir.

795
00:41:31,456 --> 00:41:33,289
Very good.

796
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:35,175
We are in agreement.

797
00:41:35,210 --> 00:41:37,043
Yes, sir, very good.

798
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:38,928
Then go ahead, sir.

799
00:41:38,963 --> 00:41:40,180
Mr. President,

800
00:41:40,215 --> 00:41:43,299
this pension legislation
will tear the party in two.

801
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:45,435
If you let it come to the floor,
i for one won't get

802
00:41:45,470 --> 00:41:47,937
a single vote in november from
anyone over the age of ten.

803
00:41:47,972 --> 00:41:49,806
Have you checked
with the majority leader

804
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,057
to see if he can kill it
in committee?

805
00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:52,942
No, i did not, sir.

806
00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:55,445
Ask him. Tell him
the president said, "handle it."

807
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:56,946
Yes, sir.

808
00:41:56,981 --> 00:41:58,198
Yes?

809
00:41:58,233 --> 00:42:01,317
The situation is fraught with
tension in asia, mr. President.

810
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:03,820
We're not getting enough
intelligence down there.

811
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,455
Hold on.

812
00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:07,323
Have the c.i.a. Prepare
a full staff study.

813
00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:08,575
Tell bill you need it
right away.

814
00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:10,460
Thank you, sir.

815
00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:12,579
No.
Your appointment schedule, mr. President.

816
00:42:12,614 --> 00:42:13,830
Thank you, may.

817
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:16,332
Move the press conference
to after lunch;

818
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:17,584
i need a haircut.
Yes, sir.

819
00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:20,086
I'll make the u.n. Speech.
Tell lorenson

820
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,971
to whip up a draft
and remind him- jokes.

821
00:42:22,006 --> 00:42:23,223
Yes, mr. President.

822
00:42:23,258 --> 00:42:24,474
Who are sonny and mickey?

823
00:42:24,509 --> 00:42:26,976
Oh, they're the cub
scouts who wrote you

824
00:42:27,011 --> 00:42:27,594
the letter
on citizenship.

825
00:42:28,228 --> 00:42:28,845
You asked to
be reminded

826
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,096
when they came
into the capitol.

827
00:42:30,131 --> 00:42:31,981
Aha.
Of course, there's no time...

828
00:42:32,016 --> 00:42:34,734
make time.
We'll have haircuts together.

829
00:42:35,351 --> 00:42:37,854
Yes, sir. Oh, it's
almost 10:00.

830
00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:39,105
Pardon me, murray.

831
00:42:44,744 --> 00:42:48,498
20 million kilowatts
for the people of the southwest.

832
00:42:48,533 --> 00:42:51,618
Too bad i can't make
all these dedications in person.

833
00:42:51,868 --> 00:42:53,753
Miss may, pass this on
to the secretary of defense,

834
00:42:53,788 --> 00:42:55,004
marked "expedite."
Yes, sir.

835
00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:57,507
Save these for the cabinet
meeting, priority. Yes, sir.

836
00:42:57,542 --> 00:43:00,009
And get the economic advisory
council to dig in on this.

837
00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:03,129
Right away, sir.
See me after lunch, murray, won't you?

838
00:43:11,673 --> 00:43:13,523
Hmm.

839
00:43:16,025 --> 00:43:17,894
Come, boy.

840
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,779
Ah, come, attila.

841
00:43:21,065 --> 00:43:22,282
How's my boy, eh?

842
00:43:22,317 --> 00:43:24,150
Here we are.

843
00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:26,653
Good boy.

844
00:43:29,789 --> 00:43:31,040
Mmm.

845
00:43:58,568 --> 00:44:01,688
Oh, mr. President,
i had to see you.

846
00:44:01,723 --> 00:44:02,939
Who...

847
00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:06,075
wh-what are you
doing there, woman?

848
00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:07,944
L-i've been hiding
there all night, sir.

849
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:09,829
It was the only way.

850
00:44:09,864 --> 00:44:11,698
They said you were
too busy.

851
00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:13,583
Oh, please, please
listen to me, sir.

852
00:44:13,618 --> 00:44:15,451
Don't send me away.

853
00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:19,205
Oh, my good woman,
come, here you are.

854
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,090
Here you are.

855
00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:24,210
Now, what, what can
i do for you, madam?

856
00:44:25,461 --> 00:44:29,849
Mr. President, l-it's my son.

857
00:44:29,884 --> 00:44:32,352
He's just a boy.

858
00:44:32,387 --> 00:44:34,220
18.

859
00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:39,225
He fell asleep on guard duty,
and they said it was treason.

860
00:44:40,476 --> 00:44:44,230
They're going to hang
him, mr. President.

861
00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:46,115
Hang him.

862
00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:47,984
Easy now, easy.

863
00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:49,869
He's in the service, your boy?

864
00:44:49,904 --> 00:44:50,870
Yes, sir.

865
00:44:50,905 --> 00:44:54,624
The army, special duty
at the missile base.

866
00:44:54,659 --> 00:44:55,875
I see.

867
00:44:55,910 --> 00:45:00,747
Falling asleep on duty
is very serious.

868
00:45:00,782 --> 00:45:02,882
Oh, i know, sir.

869
00:45:02,917 --> 00:45:06,636
Only a presidential
pardon can save him.

870
00:45:06,671 --> 00:45:07,887
Oh, please, sir.

871
00:45:07,922 --> 00:45:09,756
He's a good boy.

872
00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:11,641
Just a little tired.

873
00:45:11,676 --> 00:45:13,393
It could
happen to anyone.

874
00:45:13,428 --> 00:45:16,512
Indeed it could, ma'am.

875
00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:18,514
Then you'll do it?

876
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,400
You'll pardon him?

877
00:45:20,435 --> 00:45:23,770
If freedom is our battle cry,

878
00:45:23,805 --> 00:45:28,775
then justice and mercy
are our glory.

879
00:45:30,660 --> 00:45:36,916
Ma'am... you tell your boy that
when you see him tomorrow.

880
00:45:42,538 --> 00:45:45,675
Have the attorney general
prepare an order

881
00:45:45,710 --> 00:45:47,543
for executive clemency
immediately.

882
00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,295
Oh, thank you.

883
00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:51,798
Thank you, thank
you, mr. President.

884
00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:54,934
Mr. President,
you're a great man.

885
00:45:54,969 --> 00:45:59,939
Bless you.

886
00:46:12,452 --> 00:46:14,954
You see, attila?

887
00:46:15,571 --> 00:46:18,708
Power is not
a difficult thing to handle.

888
00:46:18,743 --> 00:46:21,828
All one has to know
is how to use it.

889
00:46:23,748 --> 00:46:24,714
I couldn't wait,
mr. President.

890
00:46:25,331 --> 00:46:27,834
Those blips on the radar screen
have just been identified-

891
00:46:27,869 --> 00:46:30,336
spaceships.
From some strange planet.

892
00:46:30,371 --> 00:46:31,971
Spaceships from another planet?

893
00:46:32,006 --> 00:46:33,222
Huge ones, hundreds of them.

894
00:46:33,257 --> 00:46:34,474
Well, what'll we do?

895
00:46:34,509 --> 00:46:36,342
We can't take chances.
Shoot them down!

896
00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:37,593
You can't, mr. President.

897
00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:39,479
There might be thousands
of innocent people aboard.

898
00:46:39,514 --> 00:46:40,730
They're headed directly for us.

899
00:46:40,765 --> 00:46:42,598
We signaled,
and they refused to answer.

900
00:46:42,633 --> 00:46:43,850
It might be the
greatest breakthrough

901
00:46:44,484 --> 00:46:46,352
of scientific investigation in
the history of the universe.

902
00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:47,737
If they're advanced
enough to get here,

903
00:46:48,354 --> 00:46:49,605
think of their weapons,
what they can do to us.

904
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,108
Our only chance is to
get them with missiles before they arrive!

905
00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:54,610
What if
they're friendly? What if they aren't?

906
00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:55,244
Let them land.

907
00:46:55,279 --> 00:46:57,113
Counterattack before
it's too late.

908
00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:58,998
The decision is up to
you, mr. President.

909
00:46:59,033 --> 00:46:59,866
What about a staff study?

910
00:46:59,901 --> 00:47:01,117
There isn't time!

911
00:47:01,152 --> 00:47:02,118
Can we call the congress?

912
00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:03,369
It's
too late!

913
00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:04,620
The secretary of defense?

914
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:05,621
It's a matter of moments, sir.

915
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:06,873
It's up to you!

916
00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:09,876
No, no, i can't decide!

917
00:47:09,911 --> 00:47:11,127
I can't decide, no!

918
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:14,263
Not me! Not me! Not me!

919
00:47:14,298 --> 00:47:17,633
Not me, not... not me.

920
00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:19,519
Yeah, you, mac.

921
00:47:19,554 --> 00:47:22,638
You and your mutt,
get off of my stoop.

922
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,524
Oh, okay, okay.

923
00:47:24,559 --> 00:47:27,026
Come on, boy.

924
00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:36,402
But you know something, attila?

925
00:47:36,437 --> 00:47:39,539
No matter what i wished for,
it wouldn't change anything.

926
00:47:40,156 --> 00:47:42,041
I'd still be me.

927
00:47:42,076 --> 00:47:43,292
George p. Hanley.

928
00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:45,795
Jerk.

929
00:47:45,830 --> 00:47:47,663
What's the quotation?

930
00:47:49,415 --> 00:47:51,300
"Men at some time

931
00:47:51,335 --> 00:47:53,803
are masters of their fates."

932
00:47:55,671 --> 00:48:00,059
"The fault," dear attila,
"is not in our stars,

933
00:48:00,094 --> 00:48:03,179
but in ourselves."

934
00:48:06,566 --> 00:48:08,434
Ourselves.

935
00:48:11,571 --> 00:48:13,072
Ourselves.

936
00:48:19,946 --> 00:48:23,699
Get ready, you bored, old genie.

937
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:29,338
We're going to wish
for something... original!

938
00:49:28,014 --> 00:49:33,019
Yes, master, i am the
genie of the lamp.

939
00:49:33,054 --> 00:49:36,155
You may have three wishes.

940
00:49:36,190 --> 00:49:38,658
But when you have made them,

941
00:49:38,693 --> 00:49:43,029
you must return
the lamp to this alley

942
00:49:43,064 --> 00:49:46,165
where others may find it.

943
00:49:49,285 --> 00:49:53,039
At your service, sir.

944
00:49:53,074 --> 00:49:54,924
Mr. George p. Hanley,

945
00:49:54,959 --> 00:49:57,426
jerk.

946
00:49:57,461 --> 00:49:59,295
Genie.

947
00:49:59,929 --> 00:50:03,049
George p. Hanley,
a most ordinary man

948
00:50:03,084 --> 00:50:06,802
whom life treated without
deference, honor, or success.

949
00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:09,939
But a man wise enough to decide
on a most extraordinary wish

950
00:50:09,974 --> 00:50:13,059
that makes him
the contented permanent master

951
00:50:13,094 --> 00:50:17,446
of his own altruistic
twilight zone.

952
00:50:17,496 --> 00:50:22,046
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